(spoof of Sheila E's Glamorous Life)
She wears pyjamas every day and night
Social media all the time
Everybody knows from the late night tweets
This girl's goin' out of her mind.
She's got big thoughts, big dreams
And she's applying for a lot of arts grants
What I think this girl is trying to do,
Is to make writing the "A-Plan"
She wants to lead a writerly life
Started the buzz for her book launch
Even though, it's six months away
No books yet, it ain't much
She was standing at the transit stop,
Reading 'til the bus came along the way,
Dressed in a parka and her Sorel boots,
The Arctic wind blew and she prays:
Lord, if it's not, a pipe dream,
Would you give me some sort of sign?
She said, I need a writing retreat, to finish that book
I need some money and some time.
She wants to lead a writerly life
Started the buzz for her book launch
Even though, it's six months away
No books yet, it ain't much